It's post time! Everybody knows that Magikarp is a weak Pokemon, but the pokedex really wants you to know it is. So, I've decided to list a few examples of this. Many of the dex entries repeat the same things, and they don't entirely insult Magikarp. Because of this, I've only included the worst parts from four of the entries. Now then, on with the list! Enjoy!

1.) It is virtually useless in terms of both power and speed. It is the most weak and pathetic Pokemon in the world.

2.) An underpowered, pathetic Pokemon.

3.) Famous for being very unreliable.

4.) Magikarp is a pathetic excuse for a Pokemon that is only capable of flopping and splashing.